Having a good day today

Yes, despite the grey clouds I'm feeling incredibly cheerful. I strongly suspect that my food has been doped by people fed up of my complaining.

On an unrelated note I was in Morrison's today and I was actually rather judgey of a man in an England shirt buying The Daily Mail. Was that wrong of me? I mean, there's a chance that he's not a bigot, right? I've become such a newspaper snob ;)

Speaking of which, here is The Daily Mail headline generator, which I thought was hilarious. My favourites were:

WILL THE LOONY LEFT TAX COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

WILL GAYS GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS DIABETES?

ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE STEALING THE IDENTITY OF CLIFF RICHARD?

HAS TEENAGE SEX TURNED THE MIDDLE CLASS GAY?

The scariest part is that these are only slightly exaggerated!