May. 8th, 2009

mymetalphantom: (Professor Marcus...I feel your pain)
...people have really been bringing the stupid.

Thought some fellow slash fans might find this rather amusing. Some guy who OMG, TOTALLY KNOWS WHY WOMEN WRITE SLASH!!!

Vry clevar acedemik!

Seriously, come back when you have gained more insight into the female mind and then we can talk. No love.

Sheesh, even Freud (the big, arrogant, know-it-all that he was) would rather admit that he could never fully understand women than make spurious claims like this guy does.

Still though, his ill informed, borderline misogyny made me chuckle.

Second Post

May. 8th, 2009 04:53 pm
mymetalphantom: (Default)
Because today has been slightly worse than God-awful, here's my second favourite poet:




This be the Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.


Philip Larkin

Apologies for the angst