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mymetalphantom) wrote2009-07-05 10:36 pm
mymetalphantom) wrote2009-07-05 10:36 pm
To celebrate Wimbledon being over
A joke I just saw on t'internet:
What's the difference between the PG Tips monkeys & a British tennis player?
Some people can remember the PG Tips monkeys holding a cup.
Joke might be lost on some, but I thought it was rather witty.
I love tennis though, it was the only game I was ever any good at. Hmm, might take up tennis again. Not professionally obviously, that idea would be ludicrous.
I kinda like Murray as well. I think he may come good eventually. English people hate him because he kinda hates the English. I am amused that the English are made to look like they're the ones in the wrong in that scenario. One thing everyone should know about the English; they once tried to colonise the world, therefore they are always wrong about everything and always will be. The world amuses me sometimes.
Oh well, I'm not fully English so I suppose technically only half of me cares. The other half thinks "grr, colonial scum!" Can you see where I get confused or conflicted?
I'm blithering. I do that well.
God, I'm bored.
What's the difference between the PG Tips monkeys & a British tennis player?
Some people can remember the PG Tips monkeys holding a cup.
Joke might be lost on some, but I thought it was rather witty.
I love tennis though, it was the only game I was ever any good at. Hmm, might take up tennis again. Not professionally obviously, that idea would be ludicrous.
I kinda like Murray as well. I think he may come good eventually. English people hate him because he kinda hates the English. I am amused that the English are made to look like they're the ones in the wrong in that scenario. One thing everyone should know about the English; they once tried to colonise the world, therefore they are always wrong about everything and always will be. The world amuses me sometimes.
Oh well, I'm not fully English so I suppose technically only half of me cares. The other half thinks "grr, colonial scum!" Can you see where I get confused or conflicted?
I'm blithering. I do that well.
God, I'm bored.